“I wonder if there’s beer on the sun...”

what, too soon?

Well at least they were doing that instead of beating their wives.

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

The great thing is that if he’s violating some unwritten rule, what can anyone do about it? Throw at him again? :)

Whoever runs for president next should use “They thought they was gonna play with these amigos” or “We rise together, homie.” as their slogan. Though whoever it is probably wouldn’t be worthy

It’s always nice to see a new coach who acknowledges his program’s traditions. 

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

Buster Busted By Beanball Because Brinson Beef Briefly Burned Bright

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

That was so much damn fun. I cannot wait to watch more of this and none of the NBA finals.

“Leaving the gun in the stall” sounds like a euphemism for erectile dysfunction.

I’d like to meet this guy and tell him tanks for this.

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

But I’m told the NHL is in bed with the Penguins and will do anything for them to win. How can this be?

“Mr. Stark, I don’t wanna go. I don’t wanna go” I WAS AND AM STILL A MESS EVEN IF HE’S COMING BACK.

big deal. I am currently holding Manti Te’o’s girlfriend’s ashes.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.