Murphy nearly single-handedly saved SNL when he was fucking nineteen years old.  He wasn’t “given” shit.

I have been a fan of the Raiders since 1994. They have made the playoffs 4 times in the last 25 years. in 2000 Tony Siragusa jumped on Rich Gannon’s arm on purpose to knock him out of the AFC Championship game, Bobby Hoying was not the answer against the greatest defense ever. in 2001 Tom Brady fumbled and they…

The absolute best part of his special was the first 5 minutes...telling the ignorant that he was coming for them over the next hour.

I get being offended about certain content (like the LGBT jokes) in his special but if you slap the “racist” label on someone’s work you’ve got to back it up. The only thing I racist joke I remember was the Chinese one, which was meant to be over the top and he addresses later in the special. To be honest, this…

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

BE A MAN?!?

My main takeaway is that Verlander doesn’t know the definition of irony...

Fitting that AP's fortunes would flip on him like a switch.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Boy, I hope the horse I invested in, which is scheduled to race Santa Anita this week, fares better. Giddy-up, Spinal Tap Drummer!

I think Chara’s proven that he can play despite all manner of injuries so long as he still has the two bolts in his neck. 

Team Puig when it comes to this beef. Bumgarner is a prick who only seems to have issues with Latino players.  

Well, that’s the third homerun Puig has hit off Bumgarner so it didn’t take 7 years to learn. Try a little harder Bumgarner, racist piece of shit

Courtney Smith was also at the school to pick up the kids, and Zach “was not to pick up their children until after 6 p.m.,” presumably not from the school.

It’s obviously not everything in a relationship, but damn... how could you cheat on a woman like that? 

This is a dumb take. Scouts do their job before the draft, not during the draft. Mayock’s big board is already set, and he doesn’t want a leaky scouting department to see it.

Some of y’all just need to calm the fuck down about spoilers. What did you think he was just gonna be stuck in the quantum realm the whole fucking time? It’s not a spoiler to show that something that obviously was going to happen happened. Same with the Tony thing. Oh yeah they’re going to build up this whole heroic…

This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

He’s just ripping off the great war strategist, General George.........Carlin: