Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

I’d say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, but these guys are fucking nuts.

I’ve watched this dunk about 30-40 times today, no joke, and all I can keep thinking is, “Grayson Allen is really going to love tripping this kid.”

Weather: cold

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Good game. Great ending.

I am also not on speaking terms with the Rodgers family.

This game raises some serious questions about God. Maybe if He didn’t spend so much time paying attention to college football, He might’ve realized that while He was helping Clemson win a national title, Donald Trump was elected president and a dickload of people died of war, famine, and disease.

Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.

She was never that good of an MMA fighter. She had 1 big skill and no real coaching. As the level of athletes increased and people’s skill levels went up, she just stayed the same.

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“I took a shot.”

Will Ferrell is making a movie about esports. ESPN says it “will have similarities with the role he had in Talladega Nights”.

Fuck Vontaze Burfict. The only shame here is that he didn’t catch one of the concussions or many other injuries he routinely tries to dish out (mostly after the whistle has been blown).

If you really want to piss him off, kneel at the Masters....

I hope his twitter mentions are inundated with people telling him how attractive his daughter is and the things they will do to her in 10 years. I’m sure he will be so flattered!

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Q: Can you describe the scene in Bristol when Schilling was fired from ESPN?

Don’t worry, Slick Willie is already working him:

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.