Despite the recall, the bobbleheads still managed to threaten the team statistician and lobby for more cheap hits on their way back to the manufacturer.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.

It doesn’t need to be realistic, it just needs to be fun! 18 years later and my friends an I STILL play this game. It’s the only reason we lug around an N64.

White privilege

Johnny Manziel ✔‎@JManziel2

No, no. We hate Duke because of comments like yours. Also, because the school produces cock knuckles of the first order.

My mom says I’m a catch.

Dwight Howard Scouting Report

This is such bullshit.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Sanka, ya dead?

wait for the jokes first before you deem them unfunny

Officer: Alright, Mr. Manziel. We’re going to keep this short and to the point. Now we understand you have been spending a lot of time in Fort Worth lately and there have been conflicting reports as to what happened here today. So I want you to tell me the truth. I’ve been doing this a long time and I’m not going to…

The woman recording says the Pats fan is still in the overturned box of filth

Fuck the patriots

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What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!