Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

don’t stutter on your comebacks they’re too easy to read.

Melo: You are stuck with me, buddy.

No - Herpes can pass to others.

The world is full of teens armed

A friend of mine is an indy level wrestler based of out of Connecticut and had the chance to work a small gym show with Piper about 4 or 5 years ago. After the show they go to this shit show of a bar and everyone is throwing down beers and shots. Piper ended up talking to him for about a half hour about life and…

About 20 years ago, I was working at a car rental agency in an airport when the stars of the WWF show that night came rolling in. Hogan, Roddy, Macho Man, Bigelow....Anyways, they don’t even break character when renting cars. Roddy was acting like he got the best car of the bunch, Macho didn’t like what I was giving…

Accurate.

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

“I LOVED that Dale Thayer dude in Brian’s Thong!”

—Mike Tyson

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

Or as ESPN puts it on their front page: “Source: Union to cry collusion if WRs don’t sign”.

Yeah, in no way are they in bed with the NFL. Nope.

Dear all Pats fans who are coming to post the exact same whine,

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

He traveled.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

His wife shot him. Take the rest of the day off and vow to do better tomorrow.

Dear NBC Executives: