Davis said that it has always been his dream to be a 49er, and he hopes this decision will help him survive another 24 years.

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

I want Ballghazi to keep going. I want more footballs found and photos revealed of Bellichik personally deflating the balls while Robert Kraft and Tom Brady look on and then I want Goodell to have to issue another punishment causing Robert Kraft to end read his Dear John letter to Goodell on the FOX pregame show and…

man, pretty fucking great few weeks to be a Boston sports fan. Bruins miss the playoffs, Celts bumped, Sox suck, Pats deflated, and the Boston Sports Guy gets his nuts cut off. love it.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

The Passion of the Christ

When asked to comment on why they forfeited, a spokesperson for the Rainmen simply said, “Three minutes to Wapner.”

I really hope they do “Guess today’s attendance”

Which wasn’t bad until the infamous “Pallet Cam” shot of The Rock.

Also every TNA match.

Oh man, about 15 years ago I was in the process of waking up and didn't yet realize that I had come down with the stomach flu overnight. So naturally the waking up process including ripping a huge fart that turned out to be liquid shit. I was laying on my side with my ass pointed at my wife and I almost always sleep…

I’d shit myself just to get out of Busch Stadium.

About three years ago. Had just moved to Toronto, had a few apartments to look at one afternoon. Strolling down Bloor to visit one when the Cleveland Browns went into no-huddle. Just a little one at first, then full on down the back of one leg. With about 10 min to go before a viewing I ducked into a Tim Hortons,…

Good for him. And Hardy better resign himself to hearing that from every offensive lineman on every play until he leaves the league.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Wonder if the Red Sox will have the gall to call another park unfair.

Lou Holtz slobbering everywhere while he talks.

Later in the night..

Fuck Duke

Lots of bandwagon fans in the bay these days.