"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

he had a weird name, suck`s that he is dead now. probably in hell too

Fuck nails a three! (she looked more like a 9 at last call, but hey he got laid)

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

/clicks Subscribe, queues up podcast

You could argue that his career needed one.

Clearly, this is no laughing matter.

Billy Slater's doing a nickel up at Attica!

Major League Baseball fans on having some of this generation's stars blackballed from the Hall of Fame while David Ortiz's reputation somehow remains intact: "We call that bullshit"

Yes, but as we've already seen, Winston is coming in whether he's invited or not.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

Screw this douche-tard. It should have been Chris Trickle that hit the big time, not him.

He was actually trying to help them in a friendly way. Bobby Knight has a long history of helping fans find their seats. Hell one time he even saw a fan across the court unable to find his seat, so he actually threw him his own chair to use. Just a good guy.

People in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dahbi do.

Terrell Suggs tried to sell his tickets at face value which made the price plummet.

Finally, a poster involving an FSU athlete that says something other than "WANTED."

Can't wait for the inevitable "Marshawn Lynch hurt his HOF chances because he wouldn't talk to the press" articles.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

These assholes already have three rings, and they STILL want your pity for having to root for the Pats back when they were old and shitty.