🎵 Troy and Abed catching lawsuits! 🎶

they should have looked in the basement for some extra cash.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

Kenan Thompson. And they never make any reference or acknowledgement about his race.

You’ve obviously never seen the sequel. Go look it up on wikipedia, it's gloriously ridiculous.

And he proved, in the end, there can be only one.

And he was killed by a guy from Ohio pretending to be an alien pretending to be a Russian barbarian.

Mentoring a Frenchman pretending to be an alien pretending to be a Scot.

I mean James Bond is both cheating and probably the right answer, but he had such a wide open career.  Red October?  Indiana Jones?  Untouchables?  Hell he is really entertaining in the mostly forgotten film Family Business, where he mocks Matthew Broderick for picking a terrible girlfriend and lectures everyone on…

Not many people can pull off wearing a peacock cape, but he does it.

As an alien pretending to be Egyptian pretending to be a Spaniard.

Thank you for remembering Strange Luck..  

Looked it up, Now and Again was replaced at 9PM on Friday nights with yet another by-the-books cop procedural called CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. (Which quickly shot into being tied with Who Wants to be a Millionaire and The West Wing in the ratings, and moved to Thursdays as a result. The Tim Daly Fugitive reboot…

CBS’ updated take on The Six Million Dollar Man, Now and Again. Middle-aged family man Michael Wiseman, occasionally played by John Goodman, is involved in an accident that mangled his body but left his brain intact. Michael wakes up to find that a shadowy government agency, headed by Dennis Haysbert, saved said brain…

Hilarious, huh? You think they’re hilarious? What, like a clown, here to amuse you?

Woah woah woah, no one calls Rick a “b player” in my presence.  That man’s apron game is sooooo strong.

I do not understand how this works, but will try it at some point anyway.

Absolutely dill and amazing with cheddar cheese as well.

YES

I’m pro pickles-on-most-things.