Yesssss. I am constantly hoping Disney will give Gargoyles another chance. That show got weird (well, weirder) and melodramatic every now and then, but for the most part it was excellent. I would just want them to get as much of the original cast back as possible—they were phenomenal!

This is criminally under-starred. 

Joule thief!

Sure, maybe he wouldn’t have to... but he could.

J.P. Patches personally killed no fewer than seventeen Germans with two thumbs (only one of which was his) and Gertrude’s wig, during the war.

In case you cannot watch the video, I’ll save you the Google Search:

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

I think most the old ones were just a shade under 7 minutes.

I think it’s that frenetic because of the music - though, of course, they chose that music for a reason. It does seem more like the climax to a longer bit with more build-up. 

Rabbit of Seville, bitch. Yes, you’re next. Youuuuuu’re, so next.

I know—I’m trying to approach this from more of a “proof of concept” standpoint than from a “here’s a final product” standpoint.

It’s only a minute and a half. The old shorts were about 8 or 9 minutes. So I feel that it’s okay as the purpose isn’t to be as fully fleshed out as those older ones. The rest of them will fall between 1 to 6 minutes, so there will most likely be more like these. There should be others with more breathing room, as you…

Yeah. My first thought was Steve Bannon.

But I mean, the sleazier and scuzzier point kinda puts him more on message right?

I LOVE to hear from a WKRP fan anytime!

Jan Smithers...sighhhhhhhh. 

What if it’s a Russian guy singing it in WKRP, but they didn’t get the rights for it in other formats so instead sometimes he says to Bailey “Hold me closer, terrible dancer”?

His reward for what?

Someone call Rick Overton and Kevin Pollak quick. Tony Cox too

The Sausage McMuffin is the finest breakfast sandwich in the world, it’s ground meat, cheese, optional egg, and english muffin. Ergo, the Sausage McMuffin was trying to tell us all along that the english muffin is a mighty fine burger bun. 

Damnit Lauren, I can’t believe you are holding out about the scene where Scott Lang goes up Thanos’s ass and then grows.