I don’t understand why the tone towards the pioneer woman is so mean?

I’m so excited, too! Why Hollywood doesn’t they make more biopics about crazy white trash, I just don’t know!

And then immediately bulked the hell up for Batman Begins

Conflict: I really like Amy Adams movies and I enjoy most Christian Bale movies but I really, really, really cannot stand Dick Cheney and watching a movie about him seems like some sort of punishment. So can one of y’all watch it for me and then report back? ‘Cause I’m out.

The “fuck it I have a spare moment for a mini UK Update” update:

yyyyyYYYYYYYES

This right here is why it should be considered an etiquette breach of the highest order to ask someone if he or she is trying for a baby. Best case scenario, you’ve invaded someone’s privacy that does not intend to have children and is fine with it. Worst case, you deeply hurt the feelings of someone who wants…

“Do you even swear to tell the truth?”

Two things:

You can afford a housekeeper yet you prefer to live in filth you don’t want to clean up?

Did you know she was part of the 1998 and 2002 Winter Olympics ski team?

You didn’t put Blue Ivy! Too cute

I was thinking more along the lines that they always get a ton of good, excited press and public attention whenever they have a baby.

So... an heir, a spare, and a piece of flair?

She dances like I do when I pump up the monster jams while cleaning the house. All she’s missing is a spray bottle and slightly bewildered pets.

Holy shit am I tired of hearing the phrase “playing the victim” used about a woman who was literally just in a courtroom getting justice for being sexually assaulted this month.

“UGH I HATE MY WEIRD VIOLET EYES AND FLAME-COLORED HAIR, WHY COULDN’T I JUST BE NORMAL HOT” - every Mary Sue ever

And the cover was copied from someone else’s painting. Because of course it was.