, “The best types of detoxes are ones that emphasize lots of hydration and veggies.

The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.

Again, sorry to be that person: he’s the director of communications, not press secretary. And some words from Toby seem appropriate:

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

I’d say these ladies win, hands down.

Oh hell no. Flower hat is new money. First picture, woman on the left, she’s properly posh. That hat was bought from Peter Jones in 1997 and it’s still perfectly good.

Not to alarm you, but Ascot hats are a British Class Designator.

This is a really good point, I hadn’t thought of, despite the fact that one of the people I know who work hardest to be “quirky” is desperately boring.

My review of Stepmom: Will Susan Sarandon DIE ALREADY?!

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

NI is a little crazy bubble all to itself, like a cyst.

I know, wtf, right? Goddamn Lorde taking up virtual space that could be used for some 50 year white man’s music.

He doesn’t set off my gaydar which is weird, because it’s always going off. But I’d take either him or his brother or preferably, both. That combination of hot twink and Master-of-the-Universe-Scumbag is irresistable.

A good default is their current name/pronoun unless they specify otherwise. Past stories can be difficult, even if their current name/pronoun when talking in present tense comes natural. I was considered a extreme tomboy when I was a child, so for me telling stories to my daughter about when I was a little boy sound…

I would, except I think our mutual self loathing would rip open a hole in the space time continuum.

This is one of my occasional forays into grossing you out so hold tight: I totally would. He is pure evil, an over-privileged little twat and elitist like his wife’s father-lover, but I still totally would. He’s a hot aging twink (twunk) who needs to be hate-fucked good.

I’m okay with Barb being gone. I accept this.

I was supposed to be the first born son, but I came out with a pussy. My parents wanted to make me “Asshole Father’s Name, Jr,” but when I didn’t have a penis they just feminized it. So I was given one of the most common-as-mud names for girls born in the 80's. I hated it. I’ve been extraordinary (for better and…