Do they not deserve a full article?

I present to you, Internet Human, the best small talk topic that humans have yet to devise: The Flat Earth Society.

Why did I click the link? Why did I read the article? Why did I read your comment? Why am I not bathing in purifying flames right now?

AHHHHHH, NOOOOOOO! I would die of shock and horror and they would find me naked with silvery white hair because all the pigment was shocked right out of me!

I would straight up terror punch her in the face screaming. Jesus.

Well in fairness they do sometimes around where I live. However bears are bigger and unlikely to be in your shower.

Did she need a face transplant because I would have clawed my own fucking face off

That’s how the movie ends. Spider to the face and a cut to black. Roll credits.

Oh, God. No.

Starring because I’m in England and yes it’s cold, grey, rainy and miserable.

My fave look of the night was Gaga as a mob boss’s girlfriend from Staten Island in the 90s. And the fact that she set up her own red-carpet in DC since that’s where she was performing from? Here for it.

Lea Michele is doing basic millennial pink with a spray-tan.

I would like to thank Demi for giving us this gif which I will be using for years to come.

Lena wasn’t shamed into writing the apology. It’s a publicity stunt she pulls every 6 months or so in order to get attention. She inserts herself into a situation and then says something grossly offensive just so that she gets to write a long apology to make us talk about her again. The last time was about abortion.…

Yep. I’m not sure why anyone thinks she’s actually a feminist. Her body of film work is about pathologically entitled white girls- when exactly did that ever even achieve a next door status to feminism? I tend to find Dunham and Laci Green as white girl heads on the same red pill hydra.

Meanwhile this story played out with nary a word from Jez.

When I took writing classes, I was repeatedly told the same thing: provide a service to the reader and make it about what the reader wants to know, and don’t make it about the writer.

I think you bring up a good point, and no, I don’t think it’s inherently wrong to believe the men you love. However, if you’re a public figure like Lena, and you feel the need to release a statement that the victim is lying, even though you have no way of actually knowing what happened, that’s where you cross a line.

Lena is an asshole and it’s annoying that she’s made feminism a part of her brand. She’s the epitome of a white feminist. Lena doesn’t want to embrace women of color or understand intersectionality. Lena just wants to be equal to white men. The rest of us can kick rocks. I’m not surprised she chose not to stand in…