welp. That is certainly A Thing.

I actually love them? I like that she’s allowing her baby hairs instead of yanking everything into a super white straight hairline. I think it softens the blonde.

Yeah, she’s rocking a look I usually hate, and somehow still looks like herself and not A Spare Kardashian

Wouldn’t it be nice if she just gave the impression that she was trying?

OH GOD I had a fling with a guy while I was still at Lush and he nearly got caught because of glitter. Oh goodness I had forgotten.

I worked for Lush for a long while, including plenty of time before they switched to plastic-free glitter. One of the sales assistants once emptied a pot of gold glitter over my head. I had to walk home because I couldn’t get on the bus. I had to strip down as soon as I was inside my own front door, and once I had…

yup.

Former Lush manager: they’re not all natural, they use safe synthetics where necessary. These include preservatives, and while they’re moving to self-preserving products where possible, they do currently use preservatives including synthetic methylparabens and propylparabens.

no no tell me, we need more on this

I dunno, the royal family is getting pretty small. More children = more coverage, more photos = more tourists. The royals get less and less attention in the UK, but a baby always helps.

Is it? I have two degrees from the UK and we had nothing like this, nor did any of my friends who did study abroad on the continent. Sure, we drink like fish, but we all watch your crazy frat boy stuff with bewilderment.

Yeah I’m waiting for The Black Tapes adaptation so I can, y’know, never sleep ever again.

Oh Rami Malek. Like, I want to sit on his face but then I couldn’t see his face, and that would be a tragedy.

...KERMIT!?

gonna move to the city my sister lives in just as soon as I can get a non-retail job there :D

Some of his other books are great too but there’s one about an owl image (the owl service maybe?) which I did not like at all.

those knee-highs tho

It’s definitely The Moonstone of Brisingamen by Alan Garner! Set in Cheshire, right, and these children have a stone that was Merlin’s, and somehow The Morrigan and some goblins get involved and there’s a bit where they’re snaking on their bellies through a gravelly wet bit of cave and frankly it still gives me the…

*involuntary fear retching*

I keep thinking about those landlord MPs who voted for their own interests. They knew that those in the poorest housing are the least able to defend or protect themselves, the least able to gain legal advice, and, as their elected representatives, they chose money over civilian life.