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Or for $0 you can put a lizard carcass in your microwave and wait for it to spawn a fully mutated real life godzilla.

This is getting better and better.
The kid that destroyed country music in 2019 is not only black, but gay ? I love this so much. 

...yes, that’s exactly the implication the sentence you quoted was going for.

There’s no reason to be upset given that the purpose of these various cameras and such is to improve public safety, so a phone warning should produce the same result. Unless law enforcement wishes to admit that these devices are actually about revenue generation and not safety...

Why pay $0.99 when I can have the real thing wake me up at 6am every day? Cat vomiting, cat scratching the bed (every so slightly, just dragging a claw down it to make a nails-on-the-blackboard sound), cat figuring out that he can stick a claw in the mat downstairs by the front door, pick it up about 4" before letting

You are also eligible for free E. Coli poisoning.

There’s nothing worse than tearing into that box of Russell Stover’s

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

No, I’m done, I’ve have it. This kid and his friends are being treated like fucking royalty by Republicans and right-wingers, while the Parkland School shooting survivors are still being insulted and mocked by the same people praising these kids. Fuck this shit. Dead kids? Who cares. Survivors? Who cares. Catholic

Dear Nick Kokonas, it’s couldn’t care less. 

The Real Wall Was In Our Hearts.

Thank you for my daily reminder of: “Hey you’re poor”

Misleading headline since you have to buy a dozen first to get this deal. And it’s a promotion thats offered several times per year.  This is not worth a Lifehacker article. Congrats on the clicks from the headline though.

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

Trump is the perfect embodiment and essence of what’s generally wrong with today’s world and society. You look at him, listen to him, and you immediately understand why we don’t have a peaceful and prosperous society, why we don’t advance faster, why we don’t use our limited resources more efficiently, why we don’t hav

PSA: The fact that Cosby is a demonstrably terrible person doesn’t make prison rape jokes ok

Donald Trump Jr carries all of his intelligence, honesty and integrity in his chin

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

“so do our sensibilities and our awareness of the ways in which injustice operates systematically.”

You’re right. We should all be as rigid and humorless as you.