Or for $0 you can put a lizard carcass in your microwave and wait for it to spawn a fully mutated real life godzilla.

This is getting better and better.
The kid that destroyed country music in 2019 is not only black, but gay ? I love this so much. 

...yes, that’s exactly the implication the sentence you quoted was going for.

You are also eligible for free E. Coli poisoning.

There’s nothing worse than tearing into that box of Russell Stover’s

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

No, I’m done, I’ve have it. This kid and his friends are being treated like fucking royalty by Republicans and right-wingers, while the Parkland School shooting survivors are still being insulted and mocked by the same people praising these kids. Fuck this shit. Dead kids? Who cares. Survivors? Who cares. Catholic…

Dear Nick Kokonas, it’s couldn’t care less. 

The Real Wall Was In Our Hearts.

Thank you for my daily reminder of: “Hey you’re poor”

Misleading headline since you have to buy a dozen first to get this deal. And it’s a promotion thats offered several times per year.  This is not worth a Lifehacker article. Congrats on the clicks from the headline though.

Remember when Our President was smarter than most of us? And could read? And write? Remember what it was like to have an intelligent President?

PSA: The fact that Cosby is a demonstrably terrible person doesn’t make prison rape jokes ok

Donald Trump Jr carries all of his intelligence, honesty and integrity in his chin

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

Libraries generally call it borrowing.

I will steal it. That way everybody loses.

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

“so do our sensibilities and our awareness of the ways in which injustice operates systematically.”

You’re right. We should all be as rigid and humorless as you.