How do they not get sick from just eating a raw turtle? I mean, if I smashed one open and ate it, I feel like I would get sick...

“being there the entire way” RIIIIGHT from a fanbase who doesn’t know wtf hockey is

Hold up, you are writing an article on a reddit post? that is an actual job?

I was a barista in hs / early college for 2 years. Here is what the real advice is: don’t be a dick. yep, order whatever you want but don’t be a dick. it is that simple.

ty kind sir for doing gods work

every time I read recast, my brain was saying, “racist”...idk why I’m reading about a racist amazon device.

Spot. WHERE COULD SPOT BE? I have read it 500 times but still love reading it to my kid :D

Do people actually buy this bullshit?

THIS MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. GO BACK TO UNDERGRAD AND TAKE A THERMODYNAMICS CLASS.

the straws! they are only 1.6% of the amount of plastic of that cup you are holding! we need to BAN them. r/thanosdidnothingwrong

AC doesn’t use shit for energy compared to electric used for heating in the winter...even mild mid atlantic winters... typical temperature differentials in the summer: 15 degrees. Typical in winter...40. do the maths.

Single ply does not mean bad toilet paper. This absolutely kills me. You are confusing number of ply with material roughness and strength. A good single ply can be turned in to any # ply by this new invention called folding! people are so dumb for following marketing ploys.

burpee: put your body on the ground and get up. is this the life we lead writing an article about how to do that correctly? I am sorry but this is nuts.

no xbox. no headset!

I can tell by the way her hand lands and pushes on the car that she is extremely unathletic. get real noob, I know how to get hit by a car.

The way Tucker talks scares me. The fact there are people that buy that crap that they are the victims is even scarier. WOW.

I am just curious if every white person you see is instantly labeled racist?

I am in a similar situation...with a sufficiently funded emergency fund, no credit card debt and retirement contributions maxed out. My mortgage interest rate is ~3.5% and after tax deductions it is closer to 2.5% so of course you can make more than that investing...but there is something about not having any…

Is this article trolling or serious?

da fuq, if I condition it once...it feels completely different. Try leaving conditioner in for longer