I don't think this generation of kids is worse than the previous generations, but for sure I would say this generation of PARENTS is the worst. It's gone from being too harsh when disciplining, to now not disciplining at ALL. I cringe so much when a parent says "no" to a kid and then instantly gives in the second they…

This is why I more or less instinctively avoid any contractor/landscaper with a blinged up bro truck. You're literally advertising how much you're upcharging people.

The flat floor is a really attractive feature to me. I have two VERY large dogs and this would allow them to ride in the cab (way safer than in the bed) and off the seats.

That is mystifying. Just like those people who weigh themselves in the gym, IN THEIR CLOTHES. I do not understand this. Clearly the only proper way to weigh yourself is 1) completely naked 2) just having used the toilet and 3) preferably first thing in the morning just after having worked out. Right?

My mother-in-law literally does the shoe thing. We bought her new sneakers once, and she insists she wears a 5.5 which is weird because she has worn my shoes and I'm a 7.5/8.

It's one thing to have a virgin grasshopper, daiquiri, etc.

WHAT IS AN HERB

Oh my god.

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

So, if I say "skinny" when ordering anything at Starbucks it negates the 800 calories, yes?

JLo is my girl. She definitely was the first, I agree. I guess I more meant instagram celebrities.

I don't know why Kanye is acting like Kim is superior to Amber when she is only known because of a lackluster sextape that she probably leaked herself with Brandy's fuck-ass little brother. If that hadn't happened, she'd still be Paris Hilton's closet attendant who allegedly stole from Brandy. She wouldn't be anyone's…

"By the way, it's very hard for a woman to want to be [with a man] who's been with Amber Rose. You know what I'm saying? I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim."

Pretty sure Amber's moment isn't as gross as what Kim was soaking in before Kanye finally "got with" her.

I'm so embarrassed that I can explain this feud to people.

Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

I have no clue who Amber Rose was with before she got with Kanye, but I'm unfortunate enough to know about Kim's boyfriends, ex-husbands, and sex tape urinator. So....

"I think he got in early. I think he was smart."