She was 19..I was very, very confused when I was 19. He however..

"genetic sexual attraction is normal" —- please don't say stuff like this. You follow this up a sentence or two later saying that you were an abuse victim. This is NOT normal, do NOT attempt to normalize your experience. This may be COMMON, but DON'T say it's normal. It is not ok.

Well, damn.

I didn't know then what GSA was, or how common it is. (The incidence rate of GSA is unquantified due to the difficulty involved in reporting or researching it; a commonly cited, if disputed, figure puts it at 50% of relatives who meet as adults.)

This is some brave shit.

That car was a little beast. I loved that thing.

My aunt and uncle - who I have thankfully cut out of my life about 3 years ago, when I was 27 - CONSTANTLY brought up the fact that, when I was in 3rd grade, they gave me their old checks to play with. Said checks were useless, as they had closed the account and thought the absolute best thing to do with them was to…

I'm really glad I like my parents.

Could you guys do a series on this ? Like in-depth articles, and pointing out what we (enthusiasts) can do to combat this bullshit law?

Some importers try to skirt these rules, illegally, by swapping the VIN from an older car onto a newer one. That's what federal officials allege happened with a 2000 Mini Cooper in New Jersey in December; they claim that car had a 1988 VIN plate that belied its modern stereo and airbags, which is why they had to crush…

We raised over $300k for some random dude in a week. I think we can figure this shit out if we have a solid plan of attack. I just don't know what that plan is :-/

Might be the longest article I've ever seen on jalopnik. Anyways, don't the feds have something more useful to do than running around snatching old 4x4s up??

I'm really glad we've spent so much taxpayer money defending (haha get it?) our citizens from these dangerous foreign vehicles.

This whole thing is unnecessary bullshit. What needs to be done to change the law - other than writing to your congressman ?

So sad.

Christ, I get haircuts like once a year and even I fucking know you're supposed to tip them.

The only dating advice my mother ever gave me was "Never date a man who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter." It has served me well.

I'm a 20% tipper. You'd have to stab me in the face to get that knocked down.

Every bad OKC/Tinder date I've ever been on has been with someone who tipped poorly.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?