Great big yard with a several feet tall stockade full of blow-ed up shit. And solar panels because we care about the future.

Ugh.

Same with people who want their coffee so hot that there's no way it doesn't literally burn their mouth. I don't fucking understand these people.

I can't possibly be the only server who thinks putting "extra love," whatever the hell that may mean, in a person's omelet is unconscionable, no matter how much of a dickwalrus the person is? I mean, unless "extra love" means "too much black pepper" or something. In my more than 20 years of serving, no matter how…

He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

Yet the president of the United States takes time out of his far more important schedule to sit for an interview on superbowl sunday. PATHETIC!

Marshawn should give a lengthy interview concerning his thoughts on deflate-gate. The media universe would collapse within itself. A black hole of hot takes.

Have you never been hit on by someone you aren't attracted to? It's awkward and nerve-wracking, and it puts you in a bad position. There is no right answer, just a series of increasingly wrong ones.

Against my better judgement, I read every one. All it did was dredge up every awkward teenage interaction I ever had with girls I liked, and now I have a desire to get overwhelmingly drunk.

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…

So wot's uh the deal with the sawed-in-half tennis ball thing? Expected an explanation by the end of that one, but it was still just "...sent her a sawed in half tennis ball."

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Were these fake babies at least made in the USA? I mean if not, then I think a deeper investigation is warranted.

Someone needs to get banned from games for this, and it should be Belichick. Seriously how many times are they going to cheat in front of our faces? These guys would literally do ANYTHING to get an advantage. From illegal shit to the most shadiest part of legal. They obviously don't care about some draft picks.

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

1. Cheating is wrong.

I went to school with her. In the same class from 1st grade through high school. It's like all the crazy we saw in school was distilled, compressed and is now sublimating. She bragged about getting her first husband, a comm signal officer (think army it manager) stuck in Iraq for an extended tour by talking no end of…