The fact that the rule exists as I showed you and he did not get penalized for being on the field supports my point. You must not watch much football because coaches come on the field to check on players in every game. They also come on the field during timeouts to talk with their QBs and captains on defense. The fact…

Unfortunately, watch any game and you’ll see that’s not true. Coaches, specifically head coaches are often on the field when a player goes down. If it was against the rules as you state I would expect penalties to be called and fines to be levied every game. Porter will be fined for interfering with the Bengals huddle…

According to the talking heads on ESPN, Joey Porter is a coach (albeit an OLB coach) and has a right to be on the field if he’s out there checking on an injured player. It’s not his fault Adam Jones decided to pull out the Pacman on him.

That's one of those statements that gets funnier every time you read it.

In two posts the best you could do was rip off some old Internet memes?

How do I know this was a successful post? Because I am equal parts amazed and disgusted.

Your governor is so fat he broke his leg and gravy came out.

I’m surprised that was the scene she chose in It because Stephen King wrote several chapter railing on the “Queers in Derry.” It’s been a while since I read it (It?) but I think that was the title of an entire chapter. That killed the momentum of the book and was totally unnecessary. Nothing about the book or story…

No need to apologize, I don’t shy away from things that trigger those memories. I was physically and sexually abused from 5 until 14 and like you I suffer from bouts of PTSD. As I’ve gotten older I try to live alongside those memories rather than avoid them and I’ve found immense comfort in other peoples stories even…

Your story sounds so much like mine it makes me sick to my stomach to remember it all. Abusers are cowards, they're former bullies who continue their behavior throughout their life. My dad was the same, abusive to me and my mom and later in life my stepmom and step brothers. And just like a bully once you stand up to…

When asked to comment on why they forfeited, a spokesperson for the Rainmen simply said, “Three minutes to Wapner.”

Somehow your reply brought out the a-holes. I have no idea why. Although I lack the proper authority, I apologize for them.

What is your problem with his reply to the article? He’s confirming the detail that more than one person passed out which, based on the different accounts in the article, was questionable.

Because people type quickly and post before they think or read it through...you know...like you did when you posted your smug-sounding, sixth grade proofreading response.

You must get paid handsomely for every "/" you use in an article/blog. Where can I get in on some of this action/cash?

I would really love to see some language written in to Jameis Winston's contract that would force him to undergo some random penis plesmythography. Think about how great it would be to hear people like Peter King or Mike Mayock speculate on the types of images that would be shown or guess at what would make "it" move.

If he had stuck with his original song name we’d all be talking about who Dave Matthews is shitting on now.

I understand the question now. In this case third was left open on purpose because the Nationals shifted their defense to the right (third plays shortstop, short plays second, second plays SS between first and second base) to account for the lefty David Ortiz.

What did you see as an error on the throw to third? Betts took off because no one was covering the bag. The throw was on target to the pitcher coming in to cover. I'm confused.

Most normal, well adjusted people regardless of race think that a cop on a traffic stop shooting an unarmed, fleeing perp is also bad yet that spawned two scathing editorials condemning all things white as bad so really it’s a matter of Deadspin picking it’s targets. Bad Muslims is SOOO 2001, bad whites is the new…