If penile plethysmography is used for male offenders do they use a hygrometer for female offenders? Or maybe a dew point meter?

I’m sure you meant to applaud him for be so “well spoken.”

At least he’s putting those PED’s to good use.

“Fuck that.”

My white privilege is blinding me here. What's racist about this?

Who is this? It sounds like Motörhead and Clutch mixed together.

As a Lions fan I've endured a lot of BS from this team but this offseason and last have me ready to jump ship. I held my head up as we went 0-16, I stood firm as a fan while former GM Matt Millen pissed away 7-8 years worth of draft picks (Charles Rogers, Joey Harrington, Mike Williams, etc.) but this BS with Suh is…

I wish I could help you with that but my creativity comes in spurts.

I think the addition of the brown face just proves how naive (ignorant?) she is. I was fine reserving judgment until I read the whole article but it just kept getting worse. Somehow consulting her Muslim friend came off like someone saying they're not racist because they have black friends. Disingenuous, I suppose,…

At the end the woman says she's planning on using makeup to darken her features because the experience of white Muslims, brown Muslims and black Muslims is different in the community.

That wasn't as obvious as posting about Tom Brady getting "hyphy" without a proper definition.

So by your assessment the Colts are a sorry team?

Your point about The Slap is dead on but you know just as well as I do that NBC will be giving it the Prison Break treatment where they'll build up to the slap in the first season finale, stretch it across the seasonal break, show the slap in the Season Two premier then spend another two maybe three mediocre seasons…

Instead of making broad generalizations it would be super cool if you'd back these up with some facts of your own.

Wow, you've had a hard life hearing terrible stories of racism and bigotry. It must take a lot of work to feel that bad about yourself while those who were forced to live through the terror/shame/frustration recount the stories for you with ease. Think about it. While they were profiled and actually discriminated…

Why are so many people rushing to judgment here. Maybe he got a venomous snake bite on his asshole and this good samaritan is simply trying to draw out the poison. This should be viewed as a sign that there is still goodness left in Detroit. People here are still willing to help each other out. Shame on you all.

It's just my (unrelated) opinion that if a student starts one game for their team/school they should be put on full scholarship for that season. The school and the NCAA will make millions over the course of that season (in)directly as a result of that student's participation. It's the least they can do.

To be fair Kap is a bitch.

What you did there, I see it.

No way they fire Fisher even if they move. After Sam Bradfords knee decided to hold out for a better deal the team could have folded. FFS, Shaun Hill was so bad before his injury that he couldn't hit an open defender never mind a receiver and yet Fisher held that team together. They rallied behind Austin Davis…