The real question is how is everyone gonna react when the North Korean athletes defect in favor of staying in a country with electricity and food.

After college I moved into an apartment that was so tiny, you could fit me and one other person in there at a time. It didn’t have room on the “kitchen” counter for me to roll out pie dough (I did that on the coffee table, after putting everything on the coffee table onto the couch), much less somewhere to put a…

I don’t know if I’ve ever wanted someone to win an Oscar as much as I want Jordan Peele to. pLEASE, ACADEMY. PLEASE.

Oh god, that’s WEIRD. My brain keeps trying to force it back into minor key.

Right?? Clinton actually raised taxes - The top marginal rate for income earners went from 28% which where Reagan had slashed them up to 39.6% under Clinton. Like...

Sum up what “neoliberal” means in 7 words or less.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/10/republicans-shut-down-the-government-for-nothing/280611/

“The GOP will actually get less out of the final deal being brokered than the party would have gotten had House conservatives never staged their revolt on Obamacare. In fact, the drama is likely to end with…

What weight? Jones brings them up to a 49-51 majority, which is better, but what fucking weight??? They’re not a majority in either House of Congress. Majority rules. So what fucking weight do they have to throw around??

Please explain how Democrats agreeing to keep the government operating - which is the most basic function of Congress’s job - is a concession. Please explain how shutting the government down would somehow save DACA when the GOP has a majority in both houses of Congress and the White House.

How does a government shutdown save DACA? Seriously, how? Explain this.

Hey, don’t let facts get in the way of misguided outrage.

This is an unbelievably idiotic take. Like, far, far below the caliber of opinionating that usually happens on this blog.

NGL, I forgot they were a thing and am amazed and impressed they are still a thing.

Casefile! Casefile! Casefile! CASEFILE!

I love Casefile. It’s the best one out there.

IDK, I think My Favorite Murder is overrated, and in the “lady comedians talking true crime” subgenre I vastly prefer All Killa No Filla.

Honestly, if I was that rich and had access to a private plane, I would follow Radiohead all over the world and go to all their shows and never ask my flight attendants to do anything silly and be a very, very, very happy Radiohead fan.

I mean, if you want to endure such misery out of spite, go right ahead.

Who gives a fuck if it is or isn’t a sandwich (it’s not, for the record, it’s a sausage with a plateless delivery system) — why hasn’t anyone else commented on how offensive that cover photo is? I don’t care what you call a hot dog, eating one without mustard is an abomination. You’re doing it wrong, fix yourself.

I’m here to #NotAllWhitePeople and #YesAllWhitePeople this at the same time: