You’ve already been told it’s not a ballot access problem, but here is a long-time Green Party member and organizer explaining very clearly and very well why it’s Green Party organizational problem. If you are actually invested in the future of the Greens, this is required reading. Really brilliant.

All the time, I hope.

People consistently vastly underestimate his sense of humor. It’s boggling to me, because it’s not particularly hidden. He’s been in on the joke for a looong time.

Yes, please and thank you. Have you seen this??? http://www.theverge.com/tldr/2016/8/22…

I just want him to perform “I Love Kanye,” because that song is the fucking BEST.

I’m 31 and I really can’t see dating a 49 year old.

Which is a thing he’s totally entitled to do if he has enough money to do it (which, frankly, people in their 70s ought to be able to easily afford after a lifetime of work), except that it is something he and his worst supporters were so fucking sanctimonious about during the primaries.

SHOCKED. I’m SHOCKED that a group of people who have displayed a limited understanding of political efficacy and the systems of American democracy would throw a temper tantrum that could possibly undermine their supposed savior candidate’s political organizing effort! S H O C K E D.

He’s not my type, so that angle’s not gonna work. But mostly I couldn’t wrap my head around the appeal of dating someone an entire Legal Adult younger than you.

As the Jezebel write-up touched upon, trigger warnings and safe spaces have been skewed into near-unrecognizability from both sides, including people in favor of them. While I think both are important, and should be defined properly (as you did) and provided in those correct definitions, there are students who…

47-year-old Jennifer Lopez with no makeup looks younger than actually-31-year-old me.

Actually, as a non-Christian, I really don’t see a whole lot of difference between the different versions of Christianity or their sanctimonious followers. It all just blends together into a big puddle of controlling crap.

It’s only a “sincerely held religious belief” if it’s Christian, obviously.

That “Baa, baa, baa” is the single highest highlight of my day today.

THE IOC IS CORRUPT AND RUINS COUNTRIES AND I STILL LOVE THE OLYMPICS SO FUCKING MUCH.

Mistakes and touch fully accounted for, Simone’s score was low. Just like Gabby’s was low last night. Should there have been significant deductions? Yes, of course. But that low of a score seemed wrong.

The viewers overstepped. The viewers are unmitigated assholes. She was both within her rights and doing a public service by going off.

Entirely disagree. That oxblood lipstick won the makeup gold by like 100000 points.

What the fuck is wrong with people? She hasn’t been sour, she’s been serious. It’s a serious endeavor. She’s a THREE-TIME gold medalist in TWO Olympics. What the fuck have any of you done?

Oh my god PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE how can we get that to be a real thing. I want it so badly.