ew, no thank you

I was already cheering when she won (I freakin’ love the field part of track and field, guys), but I fell completely in love in her post-win interview. She was so happy and so charming and so delightful and taking incredibly cute digs at her dad’s medal, and I’m just so fucking happy for her.

I am that woman with the sunglasses on her head. What other face could you possibly make.

In which RuPaul is very smart and very correct. Applause, sir.

I think Taylor has a Google alert for her own name.

I think I’d caution against making some of the assumptions you’re making there. The girls wear different levels of makeup - they do their own and they do as much as they personally want to. Likewise, you’d be surprised how into the leotards they are and how much many of them like the sparkles.

Someone should call you a waaahmbulance.

You are correct. I HATE IT. GIVE THE GYMNASTICS TO ME.

Yes you fucking are. You are also queen of all things.

The amount of butthurt in your comment is hilarious.

And Simone has been the all-around champ since 2013, which is when she started competing in senior-level elite gymnastics. “He’s been senior-level longer” is not a counterpoint. Give her a couple years, she’ll surpass his streak.

She won 4 times in a row (all-around) between 2013 and 2016, which is the entirety of the time she has been competing in senior-level elite gymnastics.

I don’t understand what this comment means. If by Olympic cycle you mean the three years before the Olympics and then the Olympics year... uh, Simone just did that too. So.

Simone only entered seniors competition in 2013 and has been all-around champ since then. Every single year.

Or, Kohei is a less dominant gymnast than Simone is. Other competitors can match his start values, can perform as well as him. Simone? Not so much.

Counterpoint: Kohei won his AA title last night by .099

No, she wouldn’t. Nadia’s been pretty upfront about how historically incredible Simone Biles is.

This ruins everything that makes an avocado great and everything that makes a burger great, at the same time.

For the people in these extremes, it’s exactly what they want or nothing at all. While I certainly understand the emotion of working very, very hard for a candidate only to lose (these Bernie or Busters should talk to Hillary’s PUMA volunteers and delegates from 2008, but to recognize that commonality might actually…

Did you fall and bump your head and forget what comedy is?