im not super broke but dont have a lot of extra money either. I usually find some nugget of usefulness every time i read your advice so keep it up.

(Editor’s Note: Bob must not have been doing the job for very long if he was mortified by that question, because servers and cooks say WAYYYYYYYY more fucked-up shit to each other pretty much every day)

I do appreciate the long and well-thought-out response. I guess my point is just that an article like this is obviously primarily directed towards those in financial distress, and therefore, if you’re writing to those people, focus on what will be useful to them (i.e., go one level deeper). An article that includes…

I have a genuine question here...what is the alternative?

I hate these “plans” that start by already assuming you have enough money and can magically make more whenever you want. See: Steps 6, 7, and 8. Oh, wow, you mean I should “free up” some money? Why didn’t I ever think of that? I was trying to flush it all down the toilet as fast as possible. Thank god you said that.…

Exactly. Protecting and preserving our public lands should not be a partisan issue.

All of us men knew about this guy and we let him off the hook

‘And that friendly woman turned out to be...Liza Manelli!’

I will always be amazed by Ecto-1 purists.

Calm the f*ck down. Almost 100% of men are not OK with this.

No kidding. This is my dog (schnauzer mix). The only person he’s ever bitten is me, but we’re terrified that he’s going to bite someone else. And this is a problem, because this poor dog NEEDS to be socialized with humans (he wasn’t when he was a puppy, surprise) but we don’t know a lot of people in our area and it’s…

My close group of friends and I had a game we’d play at most parties/gatherings/nights of Quarters:

15. Quit touching each other!

This was my favorite of the joke submissions that I saw: