My best advice for giving a man flowers is go back and watch some old episodes of 30 Rock. Jack almost ALWAYS has a beautiful, small, subtle arrangement on his desk. They are beautiful and totally refined. I think sending men flowers is underrated. Go for it!

I can’t star you

Paused reading to say Ellie Schavene was arguably not on point in this situation. She seemed perfectly polite... But she couldn't comp a single (maybe child's) waffle and have the woman try it??? It's not like it is an expensive item.

I can't star you. +1

You have got to stock some frozen veg. Boxed mac with broccoli or peas thrown in has literally saved me from nights of puking out my lungs. Plus it would add a whole new element to that crazy ramen thing.

Geez, honestly this just makes me want to reach out to the next troll I encounter and ask if they need to talk. I fully realize the naiveté in that, but still. It seems like most these people had serious personal troubles during their troll phases.

Whoa. It's very Heavy Metal.

My SO and I aren’t married yet, or even engaged. But we’ve already discussed that yes, we will have a prenup. It will be put in place to protect the money my SO will inherit from his parents (Pretty damn well off, if not considered wealthy) if we find ourselves divorced. I suppose, depending on our personal…

Not sure if it’s been mentioned in the comments: Scott Walker never earned a college degree!

Also can we talk about how liquid softener makes clothes feel creamy, gross, and weird. Fabric softener is the worst.

Right? And save a few bucks and sleep in the thing on a few of the nights.

As a woman, no, don't get rid of them. Just display them nicely.

Growing up my dad was (still is) a stone mason. “Going to the office” meant going to the quarry or some such rock pile off the side of some long forgotten dirt road. We spent many a long summer’s day hefting rock after rock after scalding rock into the truck. Added bonus: I grew up in Death Valley, CA.

What do you care? You'll be dead.

Lol. I love this story, but I'm calling bullshit on the bondage regardless of how light it was. No 16 yr old kids have the propensity for that stuff. You're way to busy watching the door to get creative. Good story though.

Wow, yes this. I couldn't agree more. You've said it, I have nothing more to add really.

Ha! yes.

There are a lot of great videos/dvds for all levels online. It’s the only way I do it. You definitely don’t need a class or personal instructor.

But coins are dirty as fug.

I totally love this! Though I think it looks better with a nude/subtle lip. But I LOVE it!