Not true. When I make Jerk chicken i marinate pineapple in coconut cream and then grill it. Fucking delicious. But absolutely the worst pizza topping this side of a dog turd.

Abso-fucking-lutely. Don't mistake me, I love pineapple. It may well be my favorite fruit. But when I taste the unholy combination of pineapple, tomato sauce and cheese, my tongue has the same reaction that my ears used to when Dawn had those unbearable "finger on Tupperware" ads. It's like nails on a chalkboard,…

Who shit in your cereal? I'll agree that slurs are nasty, but that one didn't make any sense. I'm white; it would be like someone calling me a chink or a nigger. I would probably be more confused than insulted.

Well said.

Any time someone says "I'm a vegetarian, but I still eat (whatever non-vegetable item)", I kinda wanna kill that person. Such bullshit.

I'm gonna have my graphic artist buddy whip one up. Then I'm gonna wear it to the brunch shift I work on Sundays. I already have one that says "eat what you want, die like a man" just to piss off the vegans. On a side note, my boss is great.

Been there before. I work in a place that regularly features regional curries, many of which can be insanely hot. One poor girl ordered a moderately spicy Thai curry one night and the server neglected to mention that the garnish, several whole Thai chilies, may be best left ornamental if she was wanting to keep the…

I work in a joint that does funky international cuisine and has nothing resembling a chicken finger or kids menu. Just recently one of our regulars, a guy who should know better, threw a goddamn fit and made a scene because we couldn't whip his kid up spaghetti and meatballs. Seriously, made a huge scene despite the…

I work in a joint that does an excellent BLT for lunch. And, yes, I've been asked to explain what a BLT is. How the fuck do these people manage to breathe?

I'm thinking my main party will be Dorian, Solas, and Iron Bull this time around. I just remember there being one bit where Bull kept offering to basically "fastball special" Sera in combat. He kept on about his strength and accuracy I was cracking up as she freaked out.

I started a new game as a rogue and am gonna switch up my characters a little more. Still don't know if I can live without Iron Bull in the party though. He cracks me up, especially with Varric or Sera.

goddammit, am I the only one who didn't ever have Solas in my party? I played as a Mage and therefore never used him. I found him pompous and annoying and kept the fun characters in my party. I'm gonna have to play again.

A buddy of mine had his pierced, but wasn't flashy with it. However, he and I were flying out of Denver one time and he kept setting off the metal detector (pre-9/11). He explained the situation, repeatedly, to the security officers while I laughed my ass off. Since they didn't believe him, he finally had to whip it…

I'm actually kinda glad this is delayed on PC now. I'm picking Dragon Age after work and now I'll have plenty of time to get through that before I dive into this. It looks like so much fun!

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian.....

I stand corrected.

I once had guy order a steak "Pittsburg style, well done". I had no idea how to respond to that. For those that don't know, Pittsburg style means seared on the outside and rare as fuck in the middle.

Besides the fact that it ruins a nice steak, I can think of another reason not to order a well done one: chefs will usually use the absolute worst cut from their prep work, and save them for well done orders. These are usually thrown on a grill for long enough to get marked, and then dunked in the fryer until they…

Jesustapdancingchrist, what the fuck did I just watch?

Thank you, I try to be helpful when possible. And oh lord yes I did indeed want that wok. I had just moved from a house with a rockin' gas range to one with an electric stove that rendered my previous wok useless. Stir-frys are a dietary staple of mine and I had yet to develop an Amazon addiction back then.