“...his entire vocabulary of multisyllabic words is operated by a lotto machine.”

There are some magnificent young players in the league, one of whom is probably going to take the “best all-around player” torch from LeBron in another couple of years as he ages (Giannis would be my bet), but the odds of us seeing this level of sustained greatness again anytime soon, especially combined with such a…

It’s really worth noting these kind of performances. LeBron makes these all-around Galactus-world-eating games look so routine for so long that it’s almost easy to take for granted we are watching one of the top-10 players (and higher than 10) still doing this shit with his odometer. With all due respect to Big Poppa…

I’ve been a Lebron hater for the past 15 years. I realized a few years ago that the real reason that I “hate” Lebron is because he doesn’t play for my favorite team. I’m not convinced that he’s actually a human being.

“And if it wasn’t for one historically unfortunate decision by a fan in the stands, he’d have taken the Cubs to their first World Series in over 50 years.”

Counter-counter take: Terry Francona has lost 6 straight elimination games.

Yes, they flamed out in the NLDS both years, but it’s unclear at this time whether that is, in fact, the result of an airborne disease in Washington, D.C., where no professional team has advanced to a conference finals in a long enough time that if I look up the exact number of years, I will follow it up by leaping…

This a call back to Kanye saying Bush doesn’t care about black people. It’s a joke.

That graphic that before today Andy Dalton’s overtime record was 2-2-2 seems like the perfect encapsulation of what it’s like to root for Andy Dalton.

As an addendum, Russell Wilson released a personal statement on the matter:

I don’t know what Mother! is about, but I have always thought Jennifer Lawrence kinda looked like Lightning McQueen.

I went to see Skyfall when it came out. Pretty sure the movie still has not ended.

Fair but we can all agree that Spectre was garbage. Second worst Bond song to start and then just dull and by-the-numbers throughout. A huge letdown after Skyfall, which was good and had beautiful cinematography, and having seen Ghost Protocol a month earlier didn’t help Spectre’s case.

It’s like if the rules for the board game Clue stated that the game ended when all of the facts (criminal, location, and weapon) were revealed, but you weren’t allowed to state them together in a declarative sentence. In fact, if you did, you’d be automatically disqualified and then publicly raked over the coals by a…

Yesterday was 40 days since the all star game.

this is a spicy take. needs a comparison to a far inferior player to kick it up a notch tho

I too understood the joke.

The Spears tweet is especially blue.

Great, now I have to agree with Angel Hernandez on something. This sucks.

I’d just like to add that it’s a damn shame that Thora Birch’s career, for various reasons, hit an iceberg. She’s so good in this and should have gone on to even better things.