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Do you guys remember when Pharrell was known for other shit than “Happy”?

You take your star and you go home to think about what you’ve done.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Quest?

So, I love that this is happening and I hope it will be a good experience for everyone involved. My only thought is about the topics.

It’s a fantastic show, and he’s fantastic in it.

Do you like Danger Man? They used to have all the episodes on YouTube.

Calkins should use his article to launch a mayoral campaign. Few places love white liberal concern trolling more than Seattle.

**Catalina update**

I’m 37 now and as i get older this is the specific aspect of sports that keeps me in it at all. Seeing someone be so good at something so difficult is hard to put into words without sounding like a blabbering Albom atrocity. I absolutely devour short to long docs on these guy’s entire lives...where they came from,

The true baseball heroes like Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio only have a WAR of 1, because the only WAR true baseball fans care about is World War II. Let me know when Mike Trout kills a Nazi.

Great moments in lying to yourself:

You can also argue that because the Warriors don’t need to run up the regular season minutes for any of their 4 stars, they have a healthier team. They all get to sit when they need to. Take 2 of those 4 stars away, and it’s a safe bet that they also have an injured player during the playoffs. But fewer minutes =

Don’t tell Draymond Green that.

“more than half of us”

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

First Ballghazi now this? I can’t believe how much these sports leagues hate Boston and constantly conspire against them because they are jealous. Now, please read my 5,000 word piece on how Isaiah Thomas is better than LeBron James.

He wants to look like he was put together by a Funko Pop custom avatar generator.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

Harvey is said to have answered his own door in his pajamas