6/10 with two triples and a dong during last year’s opening series against San Diego. So yeah, it’s non-conclusive if he’s “back” or simply teeing off against shitty Padres pitching first week of April, which is no great feat.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

We really shouldn’t glaze over the sadness of it.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

SOME FRIES BITCH! lol idk why

“Back in my day, the opposing fans would try to stab you and fuck your wife if you went into the crowd and tried to dap them up” - some former NBA player-cum-analyst. Probably.

Happy Birthday to Muddy Goddamn Waters-

Right?! Garden weasels especially are quite helpful indeed!

Fox is like the hood over my stove. It’s constantly covered in this thin film of tacky, disgusting grease and when you touch it by mistake you recoil.

did this ever really happen or are people misremembering it? Is this proof of a parallel universe?

April fools was yesterday

Which is hilarious, because Sarah Palin is only shitting on Kaep for attention.

Wife: “How was your day, Joey?”

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

Try to think of a more despicable person under the age of 50. Fuck, Snidely Whiplash was like 55 before he started tying women to train tracks.

I watched this and regretted it so, so much. Goddammit, Sorkin.

Sports Night, TWW, Studio 60 and The Newsroom also all had episodes entitled “What Kind of Day it Has Been”.