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Stochastic Fats
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Your sentence is grammatically flawed, try not to do that when making fun of someone it makes you look dumb.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

Friend, there are more. Many more: 

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Just a few razor strokes away from having the right mustache.

Do you know who else was once seen as a great leader who took over a downtrodden entity, turned it around, scored some huge victories, and was loved by tons of white people?

Counterpoint: Anyone with a brain leaves Boston eventually.

This is also the White Sox 2o17 slogan.

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

I was at that game, and I can best describe the atmosphere as the world’s largest, most enthusiastic minor-league baseball game. Just ecstatic, everyone was so into it. Every time one of the teams would score, the players would clear out from the benches to celebrate, and they’d interact with the fans to get them more

Here, I made you a gif:

I’m always a slut for Animaniacs references.

This has been happening in America for a long time

This whole ‘controversy’ is nonsense, and I just knew LeBatard was going to bring it today on his radio show, as he 1) routinely takes the pro-player/anti-management/anti-fan stance and 2) doesn’t mind traversing the racial minefield that is accusing a black superstar athlete of being lazy. His take in a nutshell:

Wait so I just read 2/3 of an article just to find out it’s a puff piece praising your favorite team’s fans for being so classy? Fuck you Draper

Dear Rajon:

That is, I say, that is a big ass chicken.

To irrelevancy, and beyond!