Every time he swings hard enough for his helmet to fall off, he gets to fill it with nachos.

“Hey, fuck you, buddy.”

“Avenging” the loss of the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers to California.

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!

“You don’t hold elected office in this town. You run it because people think you do. They stop thinking it, you stop running it.”

It’s probably as awkward as asking a man and a woman if they are a different-sex couple.

It’s cool that this wasn’t the still-prevalent homophobic gag of forcing two platonic male friends to awkwardly recoil at the thought of kissing another dude.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”

Seriously? I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a “Davidson fan boy.” But, you know what? If you go to a tiny school and one of your own makes it big, I say celebrate.

Also applies to Kimmel vs The Burger King

I don’t think Paul chokes. I do think there’s a degree of truth to his size being a hindrance to his ability to dominate in the playoffs like some of his perceived peers. Teams just manhandle the dude in the postseason and it often works.

Agreed 100%. the “but he’s never been past the second round” argument is utter bullshit. Playoff Chris Paul is magnificent, even if he’s also frequently loathsome.

Airman was the worst Megaman boss.

His own son called him a fucking coward yet these guys want to sit there and tell us it is different.

This doubles as an accurate depiction of race relations in St. Louis.

I’m not good at Deadspin, that’s all I’ve got.

It’s definitely her fault, she made the decision to drive drunk. However, it looks like Car2Go essentially lets you take a car without any human interaction. You just flash your card in front of a reader mounted behind the windshield and the car opens up. I could the family’s point in this case. There’s no clerk or…