“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS BRO. GOOD ONE. But seriously, best of luck next year.”

I get chills reading this quote from Koraun in an interview with USA Today last year.

His best performance was as Flash in The Amazing Spider-Man

The only time a Trout is a significant upgrade over a Salmon.

He’s the sad one with the white T-shirt under his jersey.

Who ya got for game seven?

The card he reads from has the draft picks names spelled phonetically so he doesn’t screw it up. Seriously, he is the worst.

I’d have no trouble drafting La’el. I mean, our yellow sun’s radiation must make him one hell of a lineman.

He didn’t have the same OC two years in a row until Greg Roman, no. The 49ers’ Offensive Coordinator position was like the Defense Against the Dark Arts position at Hogwarts, man. That’s another reason I don’t know that Rodgers would have become the Aaron Rodgers we all know today, but I do think he was a better…

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

They are the directors making movies about men that remind men of other movies men have made about men.

Madison Bumgarner should try to remember that a little chill never hurt anyone.

Write. Redskins number won dumb fans irregardless that sum of best school systems is in DC area (Montgumery County, Arlington, etc.). Yet Detroit, witch has no money, is more good? Oakland has black whole and they are smarter? Bengals fans eat poo chili and make less mistakes online? Know, I don’t think so. List is…

Jokes on you, nobody calls for the police in Detroit.

Seems pretty petty of Emmit Smith to spend so much time on the Skins team site.

What these rankings don’t tell you is that Lions fans only use the words “send,” “water,” “food,” “police,” and “help.”

WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!

Well if the Orioles can just hurry up and win the World Series by tonight, maybe the riots will be confused for the “excusable” kind.

It’s like a Bill Simmons race relations lecture at Tufts University.

For every douche here who is complaining that this is pointless, who cares, and so on: This site really needs to happen, and it will fail because Whitlock is an bloviating egomaniac who can’t see the big picture. And when it does, there won’t be another chance for a good long time, and so it matters that Whitlock is…