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That Brad Stevens has turned him from an awful player into a just a bad player is amazing.

“Sully, Knucklefuckle, and Phart”

Sundays home games all the little kids get to circle the bases after the game and Thursday afternoons it’s the senior citizen early bird special.

My name is Bartolo Colon, you ate my sandwich. Prepare to die.

He looks like Super Mario when he gets the power-up from a mushroom.

Et tu, Dr. Colossus?

You’re not wrong, but I’d argue Floyd is actually the worst kind of asshole, Steven is merely a dingleberry

This is Smith on the assault that ultimately landed Mayweather in jail. The “iPod” in question is actually the cell phone of his ex, Josie Harris, that Floyd had rooted through and found texts from her then-boyfriend.

Who among us hasn’t said something racist in an e-mail, created a PR maelstrom, and made a profit of several hundred million dollars? I say let him cast the first stone.

I think my favorite part of that comic is where the kid comes back to the bus all beat up and Henry Bell tells them about the time a teammate of his went missing. It’s not “oh, you think THAT’S bad son” or any kind of one-upsmanship, it’s just Henry in his dignified way agreeing yep, that’s bad, and quietly educating

:fistbump:

If you haven’t read this already, you need to.

I’m the other black guy (almost in my thirties) whose favorite sport is baseball. I know how you feel. For me there’s just a big disconnect with how I feel about the actual game, which I love, and the players, 85% of whom I find totally uninteresting. Give me more Yasiel Puigs and Brandon Phillipses and less Adam

You need to learn to speak Spanish.

My Little Sportsblog: Deadspin is Magic

You’re misunderstanding determinism in roster construction in the salary cap environment.

Brooks deserved it. Remember, he was the guy who traded James Harden for a slop bucket because he was too cheap to pay him.

Let me save some nerds a lot of time...