Are you familiar with NBA referees not being ancient Greek villagers?

Tidal is a flop for the exact reason that Ben Gibbard said it would: because they completely made it look like a bunch of rich guys angry they don’t have their money, instead of what it really should be about: the upcoming and poor musicians getting their proper cut of the revenue. It’s hard to feel sympathy for that…

girls don’t poop, silly

Wow, that’s ironic.

“You stick it right up my fucking ass!”

When you shower, at some point you probably grab a bottle of shampoo or body wash.

Awesome. They also thought the sun was a big coal furnace.

How in the fuck are you trying to turn this into a Patriots discussion?! I swear, you people are worse than Kobe Bryant fans.

Did she think ARod was at bat?

That and “I just want to eat dinner.”

It was actually Chip’s evil twin Dale who signed Tebow.

ANOTHER white person fucking up by wearing black face? How aboriginal.

That picture actually gives me hope. If Kelly can get Tebow to perform a gay wedding, he can do anything...

the photo for this article, which features neon gingerbread men, still has fewer colors than your shirt.

Glass houses, internet commenter.

This really won’t help the notion that Chip Kelly isn’t trying to make the Eagles completely Ducks-oriented.

[picks up phone; cancels all Monday guests]—

Tell me allllllll about it.

Obviously. It’s well known that every experience and event is somehow more amazing/authentic/meaningful when it happens in Boston.

We real cool
We left school
We lurk late
We strike straight
We sling fin
We spawn again
We jazz June
We die soon