when they tell u that guac costs extra

when u accused of not covering the boston bombings enough

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

Honestly, I’m pretty shocked.

“yes...we also blame the NYPD.”
-New York Knicks.

Peter Jackson was a no-name #BeforeRings

Slave #1: I’M SPARTACUS

Why doesn’t Katie just realize that her opinion is irrelevant here? Clay’s not talking about women like her. He’s talking about attractive, young, single women with disposable income who like sports. You know, like Clay Travis’s mysterious alter ego.

can’t believe no one’s shared this yet

I’m not seeing how the existence of the rave shirt means that the rape one can’t possibly exist.

The five fundamental forces: Gravity, electromagnetism, the weak force, the strong force, Bartolo Colon playing baseball. It's thought that if we collide Bartolos, we'll witness the Higgs Colon and gain great insight into the nature of the universe.

What does that have to do with this? Last time they won was in 2004 and Revis wasn’t drafted till 2007, so they had not won one since he had come into the league.

SNL needs to die.

I just showed this video to my 2-week old. He promptly spit up on me.

You can’t hold somebody accountable for what they said in mid December 2012. We all thought the world was gonna end in a week.

#BlackFinesMatter

As this slo-mo angle conclusively shows, Duncan got a whole lot of ball, and maybe didn’t even hit Harden’s wrist.

Tim Duncan put up 29/10 on 12-for-15 shooting in his 75th start of the season at age 38.