The big picture here is that there’s no correct usage for the phrase at all, because if you can control it, THEN IT’S NOT FUCKING DESTINY.

First unanimous Deadspin HOF inductee: Drew’s Fucked-Up Shirt That He Actually Wore On National Television

Yeah. If anyone is interested in donating to the legal fund for Ramsey Orta, the guy who is in Rikers after filming Eric Garner’s murder, they’re still a while short of their goal.

You mock, but it’s very likely that Jennifer is actually a cat that’s very hungry for hamburgers.

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Frankly, I have no idea how Kinja works. But, if there is any way to isolate everyone who stars this post I am banning all of you.

Something about the ending didn’t seem right, but I just can’t put my finger on it

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It does, I’d cite the case of Jay v. Woosh.

That's a well cropped picture.

BEES?

Sorry you didn’t like your picture, Aaron

Shout out to Tom for the sneaky burn at the end implying the Bulls would go down in 4 straight games in a playoff series.

I’ve said this for a long time, Mindy is not a liberal Democrat. She’s a conservative Republican who is embarrassed by that fact in Hollywood. She’s outright lied about it to garner support from places like Jezebel. But at least once an episode, there is some comment or moment that makes it clear what she actually…

Men are peeing against walls in the concourse.

that is literally the worst thing an Indian family member can say to you

Mindy is not her brother and should not be held accountable for his nonsense. HOWEVER. So many of y’all on Jezebel were so ready to excuse her all-white (and almost) all male writers’ room, the fact that all 7 million of her love interests on The Mindy Project were (and are) conventionally attractive White guys (Seth…

was that last paragraph a tweet by mcnabb?

"I can't marry you, I'm already married! My husband's name is, um, Joe Smith! He's a baseball player! For the, errr, Los Angeles...Angels...of Anaheim!"

Cut the guy some slack. With the draft approaching, he was just working on his 40.