Turns out that ol' Billy's message on his bat was for Cal after all.

All this means is that someone other than B.J Upton will lead the league in strikeouts this year

When she finally says, "I'm going to cut this off," it's unclear what she means exactly, but I support her 100%.

Congratulations, this is the dumbest comment on Deadspin today!

"Nailed it."

I just gotta question for you, Jae Crowder, how you gunna stop God's plan?

This will be, without a doubt, the boxing equivalent of the "Chinese Democracy" album.

Plenty of time for him to resurrect his career.

Pretty dumb joke as Deadspin is owned by Gawker Media. Hinkie can't actually trade the Deadspin writers.

Damn, I'll issue a correction.

Life finds a way.

Show up to a January shootaround at Wells Fargo Center, 120 minutes before tip-off, and two things quickly become apparent. First: These Sixers are conspicuously long-limbed — 10 of the 14 athletes boast a wingspan at least six inches longer than their height. Second: With the remarkable exception of forward Robert…

JaVale and Chu Chu for Cent is the best first name trade ever in any sport.

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

Almost as funny as the time he ran into Nomar Garciaparra and asked how it felt to finally win a ring in 2004.

Can I guess how many times you use the term "Social Justice Warrior" in a day? I'm taking 11, but in the triple digits if you're feeling internet chatty.

No I'm not, I liked Bowfinger.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

Yeah well I doubt God created you to jump over fences for a living, but here you are.

I want to play madlibs with the Lolo Jones tweet.