He's sadly passed on but Vincent Schiavelli is the perfect Jeff Van Gundy.

That is definitely Dopey! But to be fair A-rod had very few options. Sneezy is illiterate and Doc's handwriting is illegible

Gordon may not even have a 2015

Roses are red

Okay, let's talk about exactly what it says about how America expresses its sexuality publicly that a magazine full of pictures of women who appear not to eat and have been photoshopped to the point of biological improbability is a profitable venture in 2015. It would be great if we could do so without using any…

Jerry Jones has a license to print money that has absolutely no relationship to the quality of the product he puts on the field. So that's probably attractive.

omg did you see hilary's pinterest

is this what happens to someone's sense of humor when they read Atlas Shrugged over and over?

Possibly the worst player on the floor, including Sarah Silvermime.

Stop disrespecting Amar'e.

[It's] sung by a woman who is not only outside the cultural beauty standard, but equal parts masculine and feminine. I can't name another artist who does that. Not to mention her serious, serious talent.

Hi, Peter King!

How much is that in souls?

Oh my god. +... yeah, fine, +1.

Dear Baltimore,

Riley Cooper said the N-word once.

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

I disagree. I think Liang is going to be found guilty on at least one of the charges. He's a rookie minority officer lacking any institutional ties. The NYPD is going to give the D.A. this one. The department has done little to back him and even the PBA's response has been tepid.

... by using his service weapon to open a door in the stairwell.