If Lynch took over for Richter, I would watch Conan on a 24 hour loop.

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

If you don't know, then you're not ready to know.

So many people are saying this, and I'm seriously confused how anyone can equate hanging out in a little room with a comedian and an athlete playing video games with a press conference in front of 50 microphones wielded by reporters trying to trip you up and make you say the wrong sound bite.

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Less than 1% of all college football players will play in the NFL. The average NFL career is less than 3 years. The average NFL salary is around $750K. It's not as lucrative a prospect as you think it is. And this is just football. The same is true for all the other sports, and even more poignant for the sports…

My god, it's like someone asked him a question about it directly and he would be fined if he didn't show up to be asked to provide comments!

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

two reasons your post is wrong. Firstly, what fun is there in picturing a delicate wee daxie being ridden by randy pittbull? That's doggie hateporn, and once you start down that road you are wanting to see Alsatian on chihuahua action etc etc.

2014 hot take: "Sherman should stop his thuggish behavior!"

I'm just picturing a dachshund mounting a pittbull.

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

All Day I Dream About Salvation

I'm surprised it took Drew this long after Craggs left to post porn.

Yep, I'm as good as fired.

This is Fox pivoting somewhat to the reality that if they want younger viewers and particularly female viewers, they have to act like they're not in line with the old white men of the GOP who won't shut up.

I can't help but be oddly suspicious of this and the last-minute abortion-vote cancellation in the House last week (credit given to House Republican women) - like it's all part of some grand scheme to make people think, hey, the new, younger Republican women are okay! The party's turning around! And then there's…

Also in trouble for exceeding its W limit? America.

J.R. Smith on Cleveland: "It is a city."

I'm a Pats fan, so I do NOT want that. But if he wins MVP and refuses to say anything about Disney World, I'll feel a little better.