Actually, the Sphinx was the one asking the stupid questions.

Well, hope you don't ever complain about your job and do everything to the letter, because you are rich compared to the 2.7 billion people who survive on less than $2 per day.

Also, consider their general profile: These largely are very young men whose talent has afforded them shelter and structure most of their lives. They are people for whom "hard work" equates to lifting weights and running sprints; for whom "commitment" means adhering to a loose daily schedule that tells them when to…

If it were, I would have posted about it myself.

It's almost as if people who grow up in impoverished minority-heavy areas keep some verbal vestiges of that upbringing even if they're intelligent people.

I don't want the internet if it's been shut down. It's essentially valueless at that point. What the fuck kind of scam are you running, you piece of shit?

I'm torn. On the one hand: I miss GA's funny & insightful b'ball analysis, especially on NBA TV's Fan Night. Plus, of course, it's a ridiculous waste of DC police resources, blatant entrapment, and Pilgrim America needs to grow up and legalize & regulate sex work.

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Good. I'm glad you liked it. Glad. You. Liked. It.

It was Brett Favre. Brett Favre fucked the footballs, and they lost air. With his tiny penis.

It turns out that surveillance video captured an individual inserting a tiny pin-shaped cylinder, no more than 0.75" in length and 0.02" in diameter into the footballs, resulting in the loss of air. No surprise, then, that the person of interest is Brett Favre.

"need you home a sap"

To get to the other side?

You know how some people listen and some people simply wait to talk? Lena Dunham waits to talk. You can see her using every last iota of self control to prevent her mouth from opening while Kaling was speaking.

"He gave me a hard time about my contract. I was like, The fuck you doing? This is Peanuts."

No no no. The mistresses get abortions.

Well, if you're gonna keep getting your staff members pregnant, it would be rude not to pay for their maternity leave.

Considering the fact that you suggested that because I'm a woman I should have gone into pediatrics instead of emergency medicine, no.