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Palin/Evans '16

It's simply about ethics in highlight journalism.

Oh sure, but when I drop 37 at my job, I'm "a danger" and "not fit to deliver babies."

This made me cry.

RIP Mr. Banks.
The coolest of cats

Lies. She had the best special in the game man. That bomb she lobs on the ground for the big explosion would kill hella mobs son.

You could also file it under REGRETS if one of you played as Dazzler

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Knowshon Moreno spilled an entire pitcher of tears on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Knowshon Moreno" Then he walked away.

It amazes me that this kind of stuff keeps happening to pro athletes. They are multi-millionaires easily have the resources to avoid these kinds of unfortunate situations. I mean, really, bowling???

Shouldn't you go back to editing "Grantland", Mr. Simmons?

"Hey man, women don't like cheaters. They don't. They don't like liars and cheaters."

89B? Sounds like he's thinking of Lane Bryant.

Apples and oranges, dude. One is an organization that makes a mockery of outdated institutions by putting out a farcical product, and the other is a magazine.

Kind of ironic that this ad campaign will be shot down because the NFL isn't happy that somebody is using their images without permission.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

Jets fan here, can we talk about soccer?

"Maybe they should read the rule book." -Tom Brady last week in reply to complaints about the Patriots' unique formations against the Ravens.

I enjoy how you call him a "millionaire baby" while glossing over the billionaire babies (read: the NFL) being petulant babies about it. But yes, let's all blame the player, as always.