Balls.

You are aware that 18-19 year olds do porn, are teenagers, and are basically the exact same age as the teens a recruitment expert would focus on right? I mean if you're going to try to be pedantic, get your fucking facts straight.

Colts punt returner Josh Cribbs became skeptical when he noticed that the ball that bounced off his facemask against the Patriots didn't hurt as much as the one that bounced off his facemask against the Broncos the previous week.

For all the Patriots playoff games this year, my sons and I have all donned our No. 12 Tom Brady jerseys. We wore them because Brady is so darn good, so darn handsome

I think that if the Patriots aren't dealt a harsh punishment, then it's obviously a result of Kraft's relationship with Goodell. After all, didn't he suspend Peterson for the entire season on account of switching balls?

Westbrook responded, 'It went well. It was a white guy this time, which considering the judicial system we have in this country, is a pretty rare thing. So that was cool. They also didn't botch the drug combo, so the guy didn't lie on the gurney suffering for an hour before he died. So all in all, I have to say the…

Say what you will about Roger Goodell, but I think it's pretty neat he signs each ball.

I really didn't mean to say nut the colts, but that's actually, apparently true. And funnier.

Yep. It's gonna do fantastic ratings, as always. I hate this country.

"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

Two things:

Ladies and gentlemen...irony!

Fred Wilpon has already named the Prince of Nigeria as treasurer.

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

Easy. Zero.

Simmons begins work on 25th Hour related article.

In related news, the Packers posted a similar tribute showing Morgan Burnett's post-interception slide, along with: "If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward. —MLK, Jr."

Lost in all of this, is converting a 3rd and 19 to a wide open Baldwin.