He's obviously not fat. Anybody with two i's can see that.

I watched Happy Valley over the weekend and one moment that really stood out was all these supporters on Paterno's front lawn and they are chanting Joe Paterno clapclapclap and finally Scott Paterno comes out. He thanks everyone for their support and then asks for a moment of silence to pray for the victims, because…

This is the type of controlled implosion that Pete Carroll can get behind.

What the camera didn't catch was Luke Willson running right behind him in a pink hoodie.

I noticed they let Brian Phillips say his piece on Sleater-Kinney's new one before Hyden got a chance. Maybe they're learning.

Antoinette Bannister: 1.4 PPG, 0.7 RPG, 18.9% APR.

I feel like I know you from somewhere...

And conservative bigots naturally assume that hispanics aren't assimilating because they "tout" their heritage. There are plenty of Latinos in the armed forces (since WWII), in Law Enforcement, Politics, etc...We'll be the majority in CA soon, if we're not already. I'd say we're pretty damn assimilated asshole. You…

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

So does the prostitute.

Well, the prostitute might have a family.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

"Should the Patriots make the Super Bowl it will be their fifth appearance in the last 14 years."

You're just bitter because ever since Craggs left, this website has the lowest TV ratings in history.