I’m not a Blazers fan. I’ve never even been to Portland. But for some reason, I LOVED Brandon Roy. He’s one of my favorite modern players, and the way his career ended still makes me sad.

Letterman is his hero, and that was probably Kimmel being inspired by him. During Dave’s first show back after his emergency heart surgery, he invited every single doctor and nurse who helped and worked on him even for a second to his show, brought them all on stage, introduced each of them and said “These people…

Again, you’re talking about LaVar’s behavior, and not his point. I’m not defending his behavior — he’s an unrelenting dick. But his overall point is valid, even if the way he’s going about expressing it is insufferable.

Again, your letting your hatred for his dad make you miss the point. And yes, LeBron has a lifetime deal with Nike, but look at the ownership he has in other areas. He left McDonald’s for a percentage of ownership in Blaze Pizza, which has been a huge success. He and Maverick Carter now have a deal with Warner Bros.…

But the whole point of this article is that he’s not wrong. Yes, the way he’s going about it is as obnoxious as humanly possible... but he’s right, and people are dismissing the fact that he’s right because he’s an insufferable dick. People hated Earl Woods and Richard Williams too, and look how that turned out: they…

Through no fault of their own the Obamas allowed white people, both conservative and liberal, to convince themselves that America isn’t as racist and hateful as it truly is.

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate how stupid you have to be to think a company owned by Disney is “forcing liberalism” on you.

The endings to some of these playoff games, in both the East and West, have been fucking grotesque. We’ve also already seen three teams blow 20 point leads.

Batman Beyond is so weird because they basically said “Hey, what if we took all of Spider-Man’s villains but made them Batman villains in the future.” It’s still really good — and Old Man Bruce Wayne is one of the greatest characters in the history of animation — but the theft from Spider-Man’s rogues gallery is…

Or maybe being black in America means constantly facing discrimination, at nearly every institution, and making the choice to discuss that publicly is incredibly difficult.

Casey Affleck literally just won an Oscar for playing a janitor. Shut the fuck up, Chris Pratt.

...And if that was the only example I mentioned, I could almost see your point. Except, again, I brought up spring training too.

“And drove a nice car to spring training”

“I am disappointed with how he spent so much time trying to appease people who hated his guts”

John Smoltz once burned his chest while ironing a shirt he was wearing.

So, how many sports writers who were furious that Yoenis Cespedes played golf during the playoffs and drove a nice car to spring training will try to give a pass to Bumgarner because he’s a good ol’ Country Boy?

I feel like a lot of white liberals are slowly realizing what so many black liberals tried to tell them throughout the entire campaign: Bernie Sanders is an insufferable dick who thinks that middle class white men are the only voters who matter.

This is terrible news for the Celtics, because now it’ll be extra embarrassing when they lose this series anyway.

The type of kid who scores through the roof on the Wonderlic Test, which is a test of how willing you are to lick women without their permission.

Yup, a real lunch pail kid. A coach’s son.