That motherfucking Vitamin C “Graduation” song came out the year I graduated from high school and I hate it with the burning rage of a thousand angry Gods.

I hope that, someday, you come to fully understand what a stupid thing this is to say, and become a better person because of it.

The only thing worse than being this petty is being this petty on Twitter. Not only is Jonah the best baseball writer around, but he’s also ridiculously nice, and has said nothing but great things about Simmons, a man who clearly didn’t deserve to have those nice things said about him.

Bless you for this

So how long before Olivia Nuzzi writes a glowing piece about Tomi Lahren and then defends it by basically saying “Gotta hear both sides”? Three months?

“You wear a disguise to look like human guys...”

Purely from an animation standpoint, that baboon chase is probably the best scene in any of the Disney renaissance films. Also, Minnie Driver was GREAT as Jane.

I’d argue Tarzan is underappreciated. The animation was way ahead of its time. I’m still amazed by the way they designed his movements, particularly the way he “skates” on vines and the way he finds creative ways to compensate for the fact that he’s not as physically gifted as the gorillas. I could watch that movie on…

Le Batard was great on this topic today, so naturally it made a lot of listeners really mad. NBA players don’t owe us shit.

ANGELA: “And THEN this motherfucker Trump said...”

I’m in my mid-thirties, I’ve lived in New York my entire life, and I’ve never seen any hint of SantaCon. St. Patrick’s Day, on the other hand, is the day where drunk white people stop me on the street, insist that I’m either a rapper or a basketball player that they like, and then hurl racial slurs at me and laugh…

When he isn’t being an asshole, Sale is so much damn fun to watch. Now that I’m thinking about it, what pitcher is the most fun to watch right now? Yu Darvish has to be high on the list, and the Mets have about 87 pitchers who would be in the conversation if they could ever stay healthy.

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Christ, there was so much “Look, I get that this is bad, but it’s their fault because...” going on.

How many sports reporters who went to Northwestern aren’t insufferable assholes? The only one I can think of is Rachel Nichols, who probably wanted to tell all of her classmates that they were insufferable assholes but didn’t because she’s too nice.

Can you imagine the shit the Warriors would be getting if, after resting their best players in a nationally televised game and briefly giving up first place because of it, they lost their very next game at home to the fucking Sixers? It’s like Draymond looked at the score to start the fourth, and thought to himself…

Archuleta was a safety. You still see white safeties at least semi-regularly, but you never see a white corner anymore.

For the record, Gilmore is a cornerback, and there are literally no white cornerbacks in the NFL. It’s not like the Patriots would have a choice on that one.

Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d type: the Cavs have missed J.R. Smith and Kevin Love on defense. By the end of last season Smith had turned himself into a really good perimeter defender, and this season, for the first time in his career, Kevin Love played consistently good defense. The Cavs will be fine, though…