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“I’d still rather have Derrick Rose” - Thibodeau, for some reason

I still can’t believe that movie happened.

His WAR that season was 1.7!

I love it when west coasters say they should secede. Washington is 4% black, Oregon is 2% black, and California is 6% black. If it wasn’t for the large Hispanic population in CA, that would sound like Donald Trump’s utopia.

Fuck every single reporter who laughed at that Sean Spicer “joke”. That response is further proof that more diversity is desperately needed in political reporting.

It is impossible for me to listen to this song without thinking of Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours.

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My dad got five kids man. And I mean, you know, he hates driving a bus. But he loves five kids. You feel me?

Bebop has better music, Champloo has better animation. I’d give a slight edge to Bebop, but there’s no wrong answer between the two.

I give a slight edge to Bebop because the music is better, but there’s no wrong answer between the two.

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There should probably be at least one Biggie track down here today. I’ll go with Unbelievable.

Cowboy Bebop is the best anime of all time, and no one can tell me otherwise.

The President of the United States of America was live tweeting Fox and Friends this morning.

I think Russ definitely deserves it, but one thing that bothers me: this will be the fourth year in a row that LeBron James, while in his prime, doesn’t win the MVP. He’s the best player on Earth, and arguably the best player ever, and he’s going to go four straight years without winning the MVP while he’s at his

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The run against the Saints is his best, but my favorite Marshawn run ever will always be the 79 yard touchdown against the Cardinals. Outside of Barry Sanders, I never had more fun watching any running back than peak Lynch. I think 90% of the reason I barely give a fuck about football anymore is because he retired.

Schröder was late returning to the team after the All-Star break, and got suspended for a game. His first game after his suspension, he showed up late for the team bus and got benched. Basically, he’s been an ass lately. I know we blame Dwight for everything, because he almost always deserves it, but sometimes it’s

“There was a truly decadent pleasure had in watching Osborne introduce some William Powell movie at around 1 a.m. on a Tuesday”

Thank you

Washington, and the entire Northwest, is extremely racist, and I am forever frustrated when people act like it’s some sort of “liberal enclave” where these things “just don’t happen.