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How many sports reporters who went to Northwestern aren’t insufferable assholes? The only one I can think of is Rachel Nichols, who probably wanted to tell all of her classmates that they were insufferable assholes but didn’t because she’s too nice.

Can you imagine the shit the Warriors would be getting if, after resting their best players in a nationally televised game and briefly giving up first place because of it, they lost their very next game at home to the fucking Sixers? It’s like Draymond looked at the score to start the fourth, and thought to himself

Archuleta was a safety. You still see white safeties at least semi-regularly, but you never see a white corner anymore.

For the record, Gilmore is a cornerback, and there are literally no white cornerbacks in the NFL. It’s not like the Patriots would have a choice on that one.

Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d type: the Cavs have missed J.R. Smith and Kevin Love on defense. By the end of last season Smith had turned himself into a really good perimeter defender, and this season, for the first time in his career, Kevin Love played consistently good defense. The Cavs will be fine, though

“I’d still rather have Derrick Rose” - Thibodeau, for some reason

I still can’t believe that movie happened.

His WAR that season was 1.7!

I love it when west coasters say they should secede. Washington is 4% black, Oregon is 2% black, and California is 6% black. If it wasn’t for the large Hispanic population in CA, that would sound like Donald Trump’s utopia.

Fuck every single reporter who laughed at that Sean Spicer “joke”. That response is further proof that more diversity is desperately needed in political reporting.

It is impossible for me to listen to this song without thinking of Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours.

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My dad got five kids man. And I mean, you know, he hates driving a bus. But he loves five kids. You feel me?

Bebop has better music, Champloo has better animation. I’d give a slight edge to Bebop, but there’s no wrong answer between the two.

I give a slight edge to Bebop because the music is better, but there’s no wrong answer between the two.

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There should probably be at least one Biggie track down here today. I’ll go with Unbelievable.

Cowboy Bebop is the best anime of all time, and no one can tell me otherwise.

The President of the United States of America was live tweeting Fox and Friends this morning.

I think Russ definitely deserves it, but one thing that bothers me: this will be the fourth year in a row that LeBron James, while in his prime, doesn’t win the MVP. He’s the best player on Earth, and arguably the best player ever, and he’s going to go four straight years without winning the MVP while he’s at his

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The run against the Saints is his best, but my favorite Marshawn run ever will always be the 79 yard touchdown against the Cardinals. Outside of Barry Sanders, I never had more fun watching any running back than peak Lynch. I think 90% of the reason I barely give a fuck about football anymore is because he retired.