Schröder was late returning to the team after the All-Star break, and got suspended for a game. His first game after his suspension, he showed up late for the team bus and got benched. Basically, he’s been an ass lately. I know we blame Dwight for everything, because he almost always deserves it, but sometimes it’s…

“There was a truly decadent pleasure had in watching Osborne introduce some William Powell movie at around 1 a.m. on a Tuesday”

Thank you

Washington, and the entire Northwest, is extremely racist, and I am forever frustrated when people act like it’s some sort of “liberal enclave” where these things “just don’t happen.

Yesterday was the 20th anniversary of Daria. For anyone who didn’t see it, Vice did an oral history on the show to celebrate the anniversary.

“This is harassment and a death threat” made me laugh so fucking hard. Half of these comments are from the “I don’t see why black women have a problem with Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham” crowd. I’m fucking crying from laughing at all this concern trolling nonsense. It’s like a parody of itself.

Luke warm take: If Kevin Love and J.R. Smith come back fully healthy and effective, I think Cleveland is a slightly better team than Golden State this year. Love and Kyrie are each having the best seasons of their careers (Love was playing good defense for the first time in his life before he got hurt), LeBron is…

Barbara has an Outkast poster. She’s clearly the better twin. This is no longer up for debate.

That LeBron pass was ridiculous. But on top of that, he was the one who had the presence of mind to go foul Crowder even though he was the Cav furthest away from the ball. He does so many little things so well that we almost never notice.

The headline on this story for so many sites implies that they were sentenced for waving the confederate flag at black people. No, they were sentenced for waving guns at children and threatening to kill them for no reason other than they were black. Making it about just the flag makes them sound like victims.

I was having this conversation with a few friends this morning. It’s almost impossible to pick just one, but I do think this is the most offensive thing anyone in his cabinet has said so far.

It took him nearly a year to recover from that Cain pitch — he was late on every fastball for a long time. He was still great from 2011-2013, but not what he was at his best. In 2007 he was arguably the best player in the NL, and that’s when Pujols was at his peak. It’s such a shame.

As recently as 2013, Wright looked like he was on a potential Hall of Fame trajectory. And then his body fucking quit on him. It’s so damn sad. I’m glad he at least got to play in one World Series.

I can’t believe people actually think this. Look, I can’t stand Shaq. He’s an obnoxious ass who thinks he’s much funnier than he is, and has never contributed anything of note to what was once the best sports studio show on TV (he’s only made it worse). But people let their feelings about him as a person affect how…

Bill Plaschke looks like he has never, ever had sex. Ever.

Joel Embiid, who has played in 31 games, is now the longest tenured member of the Sixers.

These rule changes are all fucking stupid, because longer games aren’t the reason people stopped watching baseball. Football games are longer than baseball games. The college football championship game was five hours long! All these suggested rule changes are an attempt to attract people who aren’t going to watch…

That’s not figuring out LeBron, though. That’s figuring out the refs.

He’s funnier than Jimmy Fallon, which is the only nice thing I can say about his comedy.

Iguodala won a Finals MVP for hacking LeBron every time he drove to basket, knowing damn well he’d almost never be called for it. And there are still people who think Iguodala “figured him out”.