Remember how sometimes a linebacker would blow a relatively easy tackle on Barry Sanders because he’d be so scared of being embarrassed that he’d hesitate, and in that split second Barry would run right past him? I feel like this play was the basketball equivalent of that.

Let’s just call this what it is: he offered that job to Ben Carson because he associates the word “Urban” with “Black”. We’re living in a fucking Chappelle’s Show skit. My God.

And it’s all because they got rid of that old, washed up shooting guard. But enough about Byron Scott...

Yup. And while they aren’t adapted from books, Star Wars and A Fistful of Dollars borrow heavily from Kurosawa films. Toy Story is completely its own thing.

Toy Story 2 was originally supposed to be a short film, until they were asked to make it a full movie at the last minute. With that in mind, it’s a pretty impressive achievement. It’s definitely the weakest of the three films, but I think the worst Toy Story movie is better than the worst film for most celebrated…

“And the Bulls, believe it or not, have the second-best point differential in the Eastern Conference and are on a four-game win streak.” They lost last night, but I wouldn’t blame you if you stopped watching after the third quarter and assumed they won. They should have.

Robin Williams is great and “A Whole New World” is a good song, which keeps you from noticing that movie is trash. And when you consider the not-so-subtle racism, it’s even bigger trash.

Today is Jason Williams’ birthday. What’s your favorite play of his? It’s hard to top the off the elbow pass at the 2000 All-Star Weekend.

“While plenty of ex-ESPNers have gone on to have fine careers, Keith Olbermann is about the only one who became more famous upon leaving Bristol.”

“The players have been dressing in prison garb the last five or six years ... all the stuff that goes on, it’s like gangsta, thuggery stuff.” - Phil Jackson, in 2005, talking about the NBA Dress Code.

Oops! I didn’t even realize I wrote Malcom. My bad.

It’s worth noting that Buccaneers owner Malcolm Glazer was a huge Trump donor. I’m guessing he came down on Evans hard.

I’m disappointed this has more than 69 stars. The second it got to 69, everyone should have known to stop. I feel like we failed you.

Their last three games were against the Spurs, Pistons and Blazers, and they won all three by at least 24 points. They’re not just beating the shit out of people — they’re beating the shit out of good to great teams.

Obama is sitting next to a White Nationalist, underneath a picture of a man who owned hundreds of slaves, in a house that was built by slaves. That White Nationalist is about to take his job as President. And Obama has to smile.

There’s talk of the Mets going after Jose Bautista instead of resigning Cespedes, because he’ll cost less money. I mean, sure he’s five years older than Cespedes and not as good... but he’ll cost less money.

Imagine the reaction if a rapper went on stage during a Hillary Clinton rally and grabbed his dick.

That was my first thought. I hope she at least got to vote.

The WNBA Finals this year were incredible too.

And Miller, Allen and Shaw didn’t have to pitch last night, so they got an extra day of rest. If Cleveland was going to lose, getting blown out was probably the best thing for them because the pitchers in their bullpen who actually matter could rest. So you have your best starter going, and you don’t have to push him…