“Does getting killed hurt, Fats?”

So how many players in league history could make that pass? Magic obviously. Manu’s done it. I didn’t get to watch Pistol Pete, but I’m sure some people would argue he could. I know there are a few people I’m missing, but those are the players who immediately came to mind. Still, it’s a short list.

It’ll be either LeBron or Kawhi, but I think LeBron will get it as a collective apology from voters who thought Steph was better than him, and because they realize they owe him at least two MVPs that he should have won in the past.

Chapman only throws two pitches! How many fucking meetings can you have when you literally only throw two pitches? I wanted to scream last night, and I don’t have a rooting interest in either team.

I think one of the biggest problems for Durant is that he’s an awkward and insecure kid, which would be fine, except black people aren’t really “allowed” to be awkward and insecure, especially if you’re famous for being a seven foot tall brilliant basketball player.

I’m not sure I understand what you mean. Rewind is definitely a one verse song.

Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story,” Eric B. and Rakim’s “Paid In Full,” Ghostface’s “All That I Got Is You,” Biggie’s “I Got A Story To Tell”, Nas’ “Rewind” and “Queens Get The Money”, Kool G Rap and DJ Polo’s “Kool is Back,” half of Madvillainy... the list goes on and on and on.

Madvillainy is absolutely a classic. It’s also 12 years old, which seems crazy.

I can’t believe I forgot Biggie’s “I Got A Story To Tell”. Seriously, there are dozens.

Ghostface’s “All That I Got Is You,” MF Doom’s “Accordion”, Nas’ “Rewind” and “Queens Get the Money” immediately come to mind. There are so many more. Madvillainy is one of the best rap albums ever, and at least half the songs on that album are one verse.

There are a lot so I don’t want to sit here listing them all day. But if you’re just looking for one, “All That I Got Is You” is a personal favorite.

“a popular rapper whose song “Panda” hit No. 1 on the charts despite having only one verse”

Gilmore Girls is one of those shows that people think is clever because it features white people talking fast, and when white people on television talk fast we automatically decide the dialogue is really smart (this is also why people think Aaron Sorkin is good, even though he is really, really not good). But bad…

Wait. I think we’re all missing the best part about this: She described Donald Trump as “anti-#NeverTrump”.

You can’t play baseball any better than Beltran did in the ‘04 playoffs. He was amazing in ‘06, but ‘04 was insane. And it was the last year before he hit free agency. That man made himself so much money that October.

The last pitch gets all the attention, but the one I bet Beltran thinks about the most is the first one. Wainwright gave him a very hittable pitch, but with the bases loaded and facing a rookie pitcher, Beltran (understandably) was taking all the way. The next pitch he gave a good cut but fouled off, and then…

John Lackey is 18 years older than Julio Urias. That has to be the biggest age gap ever between two starters facing each other in a postseason game, right?

“Why was she out at 4 a.m.?” Because she was fucking hungry.

Thinking about all the idiots who are going to say “But what was a 15-year-old doing out at 4 a.m.” is already making me so mad.

That Candace Parker move to escape the trap was beautiful. It’s one of those plays that makes me love basketball so damn much.